Alexei Sings A Song (Stranger Things Season 3 Parody)

Thank you to Sound by RED for the Bad Touch instrumental – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzvppOyFEWs

Sorry if I pronounced the Russian words wrong, I just followed Google translate. Alexei please come backkkkkkk wahhhhhhh.

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Here’s the lyrics –
ALEXEI

АЛЕКСЕЙ ПОЕТ ПЕСНЮ

I WANT A CHERRY SLUSHIE,

ПРИВЕТ Я В ПЛЕНУ РУССКОЙ АРМИИ
(PRIVET YA V PLENU RUSSKOY ARMII)

I ONLY KNOW SMALL ENGLISH BUT,
I LOVE AMERICA, PLEASE TAKE ME TO MALL AND SHOW ME CAPITALISM

УБЕГАТЬ (UBEGAT), УБЕГАТЬ (UBEGAT), GOTTA GET AWAY FROM THE STUPID MAN,
YES I’M RUSSIAN BUT NOT VILLAIN, ONLY OPTION IS TO RAN,
I AM QUICKER THAN ROADRUNNER, COMPARED TO THE HOPPER,
HE HAS TOO MANY HOT DOGS,

MAYBE IF YOU GO ON DIET YOU CAN BOOM BOOM WITH SOMEONE HOT,
LIKE THE LITTLE LADY JOY CE, I SEE IT VERY CLEARLY,
YOU HAVE HOW THEY SAY, A CRUSH,
SO WHEN MURRAY TOLD ME, SHE WEREN’T YOUR WIFEY,
I START LAUGHING VERY MUCH,

SO HERE’S MY PLAN, I WON’T RAN, WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER OUT,
JUST BRING ME BURGER KING, WITH CHERRY SLUSHIE I’LL TELL YOU WHAT MY WORKS ABOUT,

МАЛЬЧИК (MAL CHIK)

YOU THINK I WILL JUST TALK,
GIVE ANSWERS AND REVEAL, НИ ЗА ЧТО, (NI ZASH KOH)
BRING ME CHERRY SLUSHIE,
OR THERE WILL BE NO DEAL, СВИНЬЯ (SVIN YA)

STOP CALLING ME SMIRNOFF,
ALEXEI IS NAME MY REAL, ТЫ ГЛУПЫЙ (T GLOOPY)
BRING ME CHERRY SLUSHIE,
OR THERE WILL BE NO DEAL, СВИНЬЯ (SVIN YA)

HOME, IS SOO FAR GONE, Я СКУЧАЮ ПО СВОЕМУ ЛЮБОВНИКУ (YES COCHAIR PO SWAY MOL LEBOVNIKO)
I WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE, I JUST WISH I HAD A PHOTO FOR A PLACEBO,
BUT THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE LIBERTY, MURRAY CAN I BE CITIZEN?
I LOVE FAIR GROUNDS, I LOVE LOONEY TOONS, I LOVE CAPITALISM,

SO GRANT MY WISH, I WILL SNITCH, GENERAL TREATS ME JUST LIKE DOG,
I KNOW WHEN GRIGORI FINDS ME I WILL BE PUT IN THE GULAG,
BUT THAT WON’T HAPPEN, NO GOING BACK TO THEM,
I WILL LIVE WITH BAUMAN…. PLEASE?

YOU SHOWED ME HOW TO HAVE FUN, AND THEN I WON,
A STUFFED WOODPECKER OH GEEZ,

YOU THINK I WILL JUST TALK,
GIVE ANSWERS AND REVEAL, НИ ЗА ЧТО, (NI ZA CHTO)
BRING ME CHERRY SLUSHIE,
OR THERE WILL BE NO DEAL, СВИНЬЯ (SVIN YA)

STOP CALLING ME SMIRNOFF,
ALEXEI IS NAME MY REAL, ТЫ ГЛУПЫЙ (TY GLUPY)
BRING ME CHERRY SLUSHIE,
OR THERE WILL BE NO DEAL, СВИНЬЯ (SVIN YA)

YOU THINK I WILL JUST TALK,
GIVE ANSWERS AND REVEAL, НИ ЗА ЧТО, (NI ZA CHTO)
BRING ME CHERRY SLUSHIE,
OR THERE WILL BE NO DEAL, СВИНЬЯ (SVIN YA)

STOP CALLING ME SMIRNOFF,
ALEXEI IS NAME MY REAL, ТЫ ГЛУПЫЙ (TY GLUPY)
BRING ME CHERRY SLUSHIE,
OR THERE WILL BE NO DEAL, СВИНЬЯ (SVIN YA)

YOU THINK I WILL JUST TALK,
GIVE ANSWERS AND REVEAL, НИ ЗА ЧТО, (NI ZA CHTO)
BRING ME CHERRY SLUSHIE,
OR THERE WILL BE NO DEAL, СВИНЬЯ (SVIN YA)

STOP CALLING ME SMIRNOFF,
ALEXEI IS NAME MY REAL, ТЫ ГЛУПЫЙ (TY GLUPY)
BRING ME CHERRY SLUSHIE,
OR THERE WILL BE NO DEAL, СВИНЬЯ (SVIN YA)

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